*emergaes from cool room unexpectantley late*
"W T F"
*takes notice of the bedlam his beloved home has become*
"what happened you pigs, how could you have done this to such great people,
boss, L.J. YOU WILL HAVE NO ENTERTAINMENT NOW!(and that means the death of this
resturant)"
*turns to phuc pham*
"you sir derserve to be throwne in a pit of emos and then become one and
then have wild kyoties bite and hang from your arm pits"
*turns to rituel*
"you, you are the worstest one of all, HOW COULD YOU UNDERMINE ADVENTS
POSSITION LIKE THAT!
*spits at rituel*
"he may of been a tyranical dictator but he was my tyranical dicatator and
L.Js tyranical dicatator, AND YOU SPAT ON HIS HOUNER, i hope that revenge will
posonify itself and kick you in the nuts"
*pulls on his geta sandles and proceedes to exit*
"you lot will never here from me again"
*slams the door so hard cracks appear radiating from the frame*
*faces entrance*
"very well i know what must be done!"
*picks up his didgeridoo and waffle iron*
"we will slay the boss's pet and return with it thourerly
shishkabobed"
*starts running drammaticly in slow motion towards the cooler room*
"FOR THE KITCHEN AND MY HOUNER!"
*slams door on entry.........silence*
"YOOOOOOOOOO"
*matrix dodges the boomerang and hopes to god it will return and hit L.J*
"aaaaa so this is a battle royal ala Australia, then i shal respond in
kind"
*pulls out a didgeridoo and a wombat*
"take this AAAARRRIIIIIYOOO"
*throws wombat at L.J and charges at him with the didgeridoo*
"BRING IT YOU LEFT WING, DORITOS EATING DISHPIG"
*sigh*
"ahwell my little sinorita this will have to wait for another
time...."
*hears bosses continued ravings*
"im coming, im coming...right huntingoooooooooooooooo i can be the
wandering minstral who plays a strengthening song to the troops..."
*looks at bosses evil expression and heavy duty cook wear*
"hmmmmm, or not,"
*starts rummaging through cupboards and piles*
"okay, a kettle for my head.."
*bang*
"a serving plate for my chest.."
*smack*
"these old empty cans of soilent green for my legs.."
*strain thud thud*
"and a ladel for my crotch protector.."
*..........ding......*
" and now for the perfect weapon.......egg beater no....spatuler
no.......BFG from doom......:)........ no........ aha thats it the waffle
iron!
*scrapes some soilent green and puts 2 streaks under each eye*
"BONZAI! hmmmm a bottle of sake would be good right now"
*goes to cool room and opens door*
"i thinks its on OH MY GOD"
*slams the door and jumps into bosses arms*
"you have got to be joking....... WERE HUNTING..that....that THING?"
*flicks eyes to mel*
"well theres is one thing you can get me....... ."
*grabs her hand and brings her out into the returant and puts her down at a
table*
"WAITOR...L.J.....come, get me 2 servings of sushi please and a side of
yakisoba and for the love of god DONT FORGET THE SAKE, therel be no coup de vin
on my table.... what ever the hell that is, and what would you like to drink my
dear"
*strums his guitar sugestively*
"RITUEL, come rub my feet"
*wakes up*
"........ouch"
*stands up and pulls the knifes out of him*
"hmmmm the customers are getting quite restless, this is where i come in.
YOOOOOOOOWAZA.........."
*starts singing and playing guitar*
"i got my spine i got my orange crush...... WAITOR,"
*turns to rituel*
"you seem to be the operating waitor, stop flerting with that waitress and
make your self useful, go get me some sushi and some gyozas, im quite tiered
from all the impaling and sining, put it on L.J's tab hell pay for it, AND DONT
FORGET THE SAKE"
........................
"okay for king and for country.....for waitor and
dishpig................HOUNERABLE SAMURAI DRAMATIC DEATH"
*stabs himself with the bread knife and falls to the ground*
*swirls his head around in the pool of blood pressing it deeper into the
carpet*
"there we go, ite...ite...starman waiting in the sky.....hed like to come
and meet us but he thinks hell blow our minds....theres a star man waiting in
the sky....hes told us not to blow it cause....he skonwss...sits wall earth
willlld h tald me.....let the children use it....lettt the cildren ozze it.....
let the children.....childr..BLEEEEGH."
*passes out under piano*
*mumbles*
"clean enough?....."
*sniff, sniff*
"mmmmm is that the delitful smell of brownies cooking"
*climbs through hole in the wall that he made*
"(ooo im sure hope the dishpig dosent notice this gaping hole) ooooooo is
this were the brownies are?"
*opens lid of the pot*
"OH GOD THE RED STUFF BLEEEEEEGHHHH"
*trying to hold back the vomit runs out of the kitchen and vomits in the
piano*
"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHGGHHHHHHHHHH...(...) god thats better. Boss if you dont
tell me what that red crap is im gonna.....gonna...gone...."
*faints and wangs his head on the piano, a pool of blood forms*
*laying in a pool of dried red stuff and slightly burnt to a crisp*
"Fine then, i dont know what your breeding in here but i dont want it all
over me"
*gets up and cleans himself up*
"im going to amuse the nonexistant customers"
*strums guitar violently, btw the guitar is mising 3 strings and has a hole in
it*
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*accidently crashes through the wall and into the next door business*
"so im just suppose to stand here covered in this red stuff.......... WHAT
THE HELL IS THIS STUFF ANYWAYZ.....the smell oh go.."
*faints in the middle of the kitchen*
*now wearing kabooki sandles which make a loud clacking sound on the ground*
"dont adress me in that fasion you dishpig! Dont you know i am a famous
singing star from all over australasia, your just a lowley cook to me!"
*struts into kitchen**clack**clack**clack**clack*
"*sniff* whats that smell, oh god!"
*shouts after L.J*
"hay dont u walk away from me!"
*crickets heared in back ground*
"hmmmmmm, im so lonley, so lonley"
*crickets*
"enough i shall sing you to heaven; YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARU NO
WAKASA"
*small fire work is sent up in back ground followed by a chourus of crckets*
"damn it! fine then. this corner looks good, WAITER; get me some rice while
i prepare my wooden sandles for a traditonal japanese kabooki! I neec sustinance
for such an exotic display of PASSION! Incedently this takes about 5 days to
prepare for......."
"the nerve, im am youthfulness encarnate"
*whispers to self*
"i keep telling myself this"
*shouts to boss*
"THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUNG LOVE! However i will make an exception for
L. J"
*crashes through window and knock's over fine china*
"HARU NO WAKASA....................which means THE SPRING TIME OF
YOUTH"
*strums guitar violently*
"the night is for you lovely people, for i am just a lonely old man! Where
is the owner of this cheezy establishment full of all these wonderful young
girls?"
*emergaes from cool room unexpectantley late*
"W T F"
*takes notice of the bedlam his beloved home has become*
"what happened you pigs, how could you have done this to such great people, boss, L.J. YOU WILL HAVE NO ENTERTAINMENT NOW!(and that means the death of this resturant)"
*turns to phuc pham*
"you sir derserve to be throwne in a pit of emos and then become one and then have wild kyoties bite and hang from your arm pits"
*turns to rituel*
"you, you are the worstest one of all, HOW COULD YOU UNDERMINE ADVENTS POSSITION LIKE THAT!
*spits at rituel*
"he may of been a tyranical dictator but he was my tyranical dicatator and L.Js tyranical dicatator, AND YOU SPAT ON HIS HOUNER, i hope that revenge will posonify itself and kick you in the nuts"
*pulls on his geta sandles and proceedes to exit*
"you lot will never here from me again"
*slams the door so hard cracks appear radiating from the frame*
*faces entrance*
"very well i know what must be done!"
*picks up his didgeridoo and waffle iron*
"we will slay the boss's pet and return with it thourerly shishkabobed"
*starts running drammaticly in slow motion towards the cooler room*
"FOR THE KITCHEN AND MY HOUNER!"
*slams door on entry.........silence*
"YOOOOOOOOOO"
*matrix dodges the boomerang and hopes to god it will return and hit L.J*
"aaaaa so this is a battle royal ala Australia, then i shal respond in kind"
*pulls out a didgeridoo and a wombat*
"take this AAAARRRIIIIIYOOO"
*throws wombat at L.J and charges at him with the didgeridoo*
"BRING IT YOU LEFT WING, DORITOS EATING DISHPIG"
*sigh*
"ahwell my little sinorita this will have to wait for another time...."
*hears bosses continued ravings*
"im coming, im coming...right huntingoooooooooooooooo i can be the wandering minstral who plays a strengthening song to the troops..."
*looks at bosses evil expression and heavy duty cook wear*
"hmmmmm, or not,"
*starts rummaging through cupboards and piles*
"okay, a kettle for my head.."
*bang*
"a serving plate for my chest.."
*smack*
"these old empty cans of soilent green for my legs.."
*strain thud thud*
"and a ladel for my crotch protector.."
*..........ding......*
" and now for the perfect weapon.......egg beater no....spatuler no.......BFG from doom......:)........ no........ aha thats it the waffle iron!
*scrapes some soilent green and puts 2 streaks under each eye*
"BONZAI! hmmmm a bottle of sake would be good right now"
*goes to cool room and opens door*
"i thinks its on OH MY GOD"
*slams the door and jumps into bosses arms*
"you have got to be joking....... WERE HUNTING..that....that THING?"
*flicks eyes to mel*
."
"well theres is one thing you can get me.......
*grabs her hand and brings her out into the returant and puts her down at a table*
"WAITOR...L.J.....come, get me 2 servings of sushi please and a side of yakisoba and for the love of god DONT FORGET THE SAKE, therel be no coup de vin on my table.... what ever the hell that is, and what would you like to drink my dear"
*strums his guitar sugestively*
"RITUEL, come rub my feet"
*wakes up*
"........ouch"
*stands up and pulls the knifes out of him*
"hmmmm the customers are getting quite restless, this is where i come in. YOOOOOOOOWAZA.........."
*starts singing and playing guitar*
"i got my spine i got my orange crush...... WAITOR,"
*turns to rituel*
"you seem to be the operating waitor, stop flerting with that waitress and make your self useful, go get me some sushi and some gyozas, im quite tiered from all the impaling and sining, put it on L.J's tab hell pay for it, AND DONT FORGET THE SAKE"
........................
"okay for king and for country.....for waitor and dishpig................HOUNERABLE SAMURAI DRAMATIC DEATH"
*stabs himself with the bread knife and falls to the ground*
*swirls his head around in the pool of blood pressing it deeper into the carpet*
"there we go, ite...ite...starman waiting in the sky.....hed like to come and meet us but he thinks hell blow our minds....theres a star man waiting in the sky....hes told us not to blow it cause....he skonwss...sits wall earth willlld h tald me.....let the children use it....lettt the cildren ozze it..... let the children.....childr..BLEEEEGH."
*passes out under piano*
*mumbles*
"clean enough?....."
*sniff, sniff*
"mmmmm is that the delitful smell of brownies cooking"
*climbs through hole in the wall that he made*
"(ooo im sure hope the dishpig dosent notice this gaping hole) ooooooo is this were the brownies are?"
*opens lid of the pot*
"OH GOD THE RED STUFF BLEEEEEEGHHHH"
*trying to hold back the vomit runs out of the kitchen and vomits in the piano*
"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHGGHHHHHHHHHH...(...) god thats better. Boss if you dont tell me what that red crap is im gonna.....gonna...gone...."
*faints and wangs his head on the piano, a pool of blood forms*
*laying in a pool of dried red stuff and slightly burnt to a crisp*
"Fine then, i dont know what your breeding in here but i dont want it all over me"
*gets up and cleans himself up*
"im going to amuse the nonexistant customers"
*strums guitar violently, btw the guitar is mising 3 strings and has a hole in it*
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*accidently crashes through the wall and into the next door business*
"so im just suppose to stand here covered in this red stuff.......... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUFF ANYWAYZ.....the smell oh go.."
*faints in the middle of the kitchen*
*now wearing kabooki sandles which make a loud clacking sound on the ground*
"dont adress me in that fasion you dishpig! Dont you know i am a famous singing star from all over australasia, your just a lowley cook to me!"
*struts into kitchen**clack**clack**clack**clack*
"*sniff* whats that smell, oh god!"
*shouts after L.J*
"hay dont u walk away from me!"
*crickets heared in back ground*
"hmmmmmm, im so lonley, so lonley"
*crickets*
"enough i shall sing you to heaven; YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARU NO WAKASA"
*small fire work is sent up in back ground followed by a chourus of crckets*
"damn it! fine then. this corner looks good, WAITER; get me some rice while i prepare my wooden sandles for a traditonal japanese kabooki! I neec sustinance for such an exotic display of PASSION! Incedently this takes about 5 days to prepare for......."
"the nerve, im am youthfulness encarnate"
*whispers to self*
"i keep telling myself this"
*shouts to boss*
"THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUNG LOVE! However i will make an exception for L. J"
*crashes through window and knock's over fine china*
"HARU NO WAKASA....................which means THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH"
*strums guitar violently*
"the night is for you lovely people, for i am just a lonely old man! Where is the owner of this cheezy establishment full of all these wonderful young girls?"
*heard of in the distance*
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)